How to Make your Mother do Stuff for you

How to Make your Mother do Stuff for you

Step #1- Can you act?: Wake up in the morning and be in a good mood, even if you’re not just pretend. Talk to your mom and say “Good morning, how are you?” or “How did you sleep?”, sit and have a little chat.

Step #2- Can you cook?: If she is not cooking breakfast then cook breakfast for her even if its just toast or something very simple, make a plate for yourself and eat with her.

Step #3- Can you make conversation?: While at the table with whatever you are eating and wherever you're eating then make a conversation first about plans for the day.

Step #4- Do you know when to leave?: If her plans for the day include work then quickly finish your plate, put the plate in the dishwasher or sink and slowing make your way to your room (if she asks you what plans YOU have then you say you don’t know yet).

Step #5- Can you give a good compliment?: Quickly get dressed and then when your mom gets dressed help her pick out her outfit, compliment her on everything. (if she starts to suspect something is wrong or you're being different, just say that you're in a good mood and then walk away).

Step #6- Can you wait?: When you walk away go into your room for like 10 minutes. Then you find her and ask her what you want from her but act like you just thought of it so she doesn't expect you were planning this all along.

Step #7- Did you do it right?: At this point she should say yes, but if she doesn’t then you did it all wrong and you're just not capable of being in a good mood or being nice to your mother, even if its just to get what you want.

Tips:

1. If you're making breakfast, then I would suggest you to cook something like bacon or eggs or just eggs.
2. Don’t make it obvious when you leave the table that you're trying to get out of there too quickly.
3. Compliments- “Thats pretty”, “Thats nice”, “I like that” or “Nice choice”.
4. If you're not sure 10 minutes is enough then you wait 20 but no longer.
5. If your mom say’s no then she just doesn't want you to do anything today, and you're screwed.